(1.) Lovable mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain. Fondly remembered for selflessly providing food and fun to thousands of squalling brats (myself included). Known to have had the Magic.

(2.) Quietly assassinated in 1997 by order of the Health Nazis. The incident was quickly hushed up and the clown replaced with an android replica, which was subsequently reprogrammed to advocate "healthy" activities in the hopes of pacifying Herr Nader.

(3.) Popular target of jokes which were never even remotely funny.
(1.) Yeah, I remember Ronald McDonald. Nice, good-natured guy, good with the kids. Could do some damn good party tricks, lemme tell ya...

(2.) Down with the Nanny-State! Up with personal accountability! Remember Ronald McDonald!

(3.) Ronld McDnld=p3d0! LOL!
by Christopher the 43rd October 24, 2007
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McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?
by anonymous November 22, 2004
child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
The Devil incarnated as a clown, and clowns are evil anyway.
by Anonymous March 24, 2003
The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.
It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald
by the truth January 18, 2005
A queer ass clown that likes to molest little kids in his play lands.
I got brad'ed by Ronald when I was ten
by Tatanka September 11, 2003
The center of all evil.
by Poopsy July 08, 2003
The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.
Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.
by Andrew B July 26, 2006

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