(2.) Quietly assassinated in 1997 by order of the Health Nazis. The incident was quickly hushed up and the clown replaced with an android replica, which was subsequently reprogrammed to advocate "healthy" activities in the hopes of pacifying Herr Nader.
(3.) Popular target of jokes which were never even remotely funny.
(2.) Down with the Nanny-State! Up with personal accountability! Remember Ronald McDonald!
(3.) Ronld McDnld=p3d0! LOL!
This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.
Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.