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A very simple minded man who knows very little about how the actual world works, but some how gains followers that share his simple minded ways.
Did you see Ron Paul during the Republican debate?

Yes, he seemed really smart!

You think that because you could hardly pass the 9th grade.
by Idonothaveapseudonym October 22, 2011
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Ronald Ernest Paul (born August 20, 1935) is a 10th-term Congressman, obstetrician (M.D.), and a 2008 presidential candidate from the U.S. state of Texas, seeking the nomination of the Republican Party.

As a Republican, he has represented Texas's 14th congressional district in the U.S. House of Representatives since 1997, and represented Texas's 22nd district in 1976 and from 1979 to 1985.

Paul advocates a limited role for the federal government, low taxes, free markets, a non-interventionist foreign policy, and a return to monetary policies based on commodity-backed currency. He has earned the nickname "Dr. No" because he is a medical doctor who votes against the bills that he believes conflict with the Constitution.1 In the words of former Treasury Secretary William Simon, Paul is the "one exception to the Gang of 535" on Capitol Hill.2 He has never voted to raise taxes or congressional pay, and refuses to participate in the congressional pension system.3 He has consistently voted against the USA PATRIOT Act, the Military Commissions Act of 2006, and the Iraq War.
Person 1: "Here's a tough question: name a person currently in our government who actually upholds the constitution, is incredibly intelligent, and listens to the wisdom of the founding fathers."

Person 2: "HAHAHA!! Everyone knows no such person exists anymore, they all died with our freedoms and liberties."

Person 1: "Actually, there is one person left who represents those characteristics-- his name is Ron Paul, and he's running for president."
by Big Marley June 07, 2007
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The only politician able to earn Chuck Norris' respect. Here are some facts about Dr. Paul.

1. Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
2. Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
3. Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
4. Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"
5. When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets Ron Paul.
6. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses.
7. Ron Paul's midi-chlorian level is off the chart.
8. When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
9. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
10. Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.
The moral and constitutional obligations of our representatives in Washington are to protect our liberty, not coddle the world, precipitating no-win wars, while bringing bankruptcy and economic turmoil to our people.
--Ron Paul

Capitalism should not be condemned, since we haven't had capitalism.
--Ron Paul

Our country's founders cherished liberty, not democracy.
--Ron Paul

You wanna get rid of drug crime in this country? Fine, let's just get rid of all the drug laws.
--Ron Paul
by Tax Heretic August 17, 2007
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He's not going to win an election.
So in 2012, don't vote for him.
Becuase if you do, you'll be supporting Palin, and nobody wants that.
"Ron Paul-2012!"
"He can't win, don't jizz yourself"
by wambulance May 29, 2009
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a word to yell when someone is tagged in man hunt
jeremy: "RON PAUL"
*everyone comes out of hiding*
adam: "who's it?"
jeremy:"ruben."
by unruh January 06, 2008
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William: Hey Jeff doesn't Ron Paul look really familar?
Jeff: Yeah, that's because he is actually Mangneto...
by chocolate reign November 13, 2007
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An idiotic libertarian who has an internet fanbase hanging off his old wrinkled nutsack. They think Ron Paul will cure cancer and do unimaginable miracles such as get them out of their mothers basement.
idiotic fanboy: "Hey dude vote for Ron Paul, audit the fed!"

smart person: "Can we audit congress too? Aren't they the ones spending our money?"

idiotic fanboy: "OMG FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING ITS SO EVIL!"
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