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verb. To get a mob agitated and lead them with promises revolution only to duck out and run.
"I started a riot this weekend, told these people we were going to take city hall, but then I said fuck it and left. I just wasn't feeling it anymore. I totally Ron Paul'd those people."
by raunpol June 10, 2012
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A verb describing one shooting something (whether it be a lunchsack, basketball, ECT.) and missing its desired target..
Person 1:"Watch me Ron Paul this mug."
Person 2:"Ok then, lets see it."
Person 1: *shoots and misses while looking like a grummet*
by Ron Paul That Mug May 03, 2012
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Republican candidate that gon legalize medical marijuana
Boy 1: I'm finna vote for Ron paul
Boy 2: what for Jimmy
Boy 1: He gon get us that pot!
Boy 2: Ron gettin faded!!
by YoUNg MoNeY SwAGg Tre January 04, 2012
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Sitting Texas Congressman and one time Libertarian Party presidential candidate. The only honest man left in Washington.
I bet Ron Paul's speeches on the floor of congress are a real annoyance to all the theiving, lying, murdering, slime-dripping scumbags there.
by epsilon minus January 18, 2004
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A batshit insane politician who presents himself as Libertarian fringe candidate, but in reality is no different than your average Conservative-Republican. Claims to be a champion of personal liberty when he has voiced opposition to gay rights and separation of church and state and has come out as rather hostile towards immigrants, minorities and pretty much anyone who isn't white. People who support him are mostly college kids and young adults who jumped on the bandwagon when they heard he wants to legalize drugs or ex-republicans who still wanted to hate the left and the government.
If you support Ron Paul, I urge you to read a little more about him, and think for yourself if he's truly that great. I'm not saying don't support him, I myself actually agree with him on some issues, but don't just join a political movement just because it's becoming this cool new thing to do.
by GaaraoftheDamned December 19, 2013
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Ron Paul, in addition to being a 2008 presidential candidate, is also slang for percocet, usually in the context of recreational use.
Oh shit, I just snorted some Ron Paul and I'm high as fuck!
by gary niger February 26, 2008
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A politician who has the ability to purge washington.
I sure hope that I can inherit the legacy left behind for me by the Ron Paul administration.
by Estehbahn June 01, 2007
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