A method of betting in roulette where one places an extremely large amount of chips on either red or black in a single phallac-like stack.
Kevin: Holy s*** Dave, are you going to Ron Jeremy on black again? That thing looks like the leaning tower...
Dave: What can I say? I'm determined to get us comp'd for breakfast!
a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat
Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!
A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.
Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.
A real American porn star hero. Despite his looks, he used what he had to become what he is now. He should be an inspiration to us all.
I'm writing in Ron Jeremy's name for president in 2004!
One of the greatest porn stars of all time (somehow)
He looks like a Circus dwarf with long greasy hair and the worst grin imagineable.
Ron: Suck my dick!
Ho: ... Uuuuh.. No. You look like a retarded monkey with no balls! Or a Circus Seal on crack. I can't decide. Now piss off before I call the cops.
Ron: *Whips out penis.. it hits the floor*
Ho: Well.. why didnt you say so?! *Choke, Gag, Choke.. Slurp.. GaaaaaRrRRGgggllLllE*
The current coach of the Miami Heat.
Oops, sorry! That's Stan Van Gundy.
the greatest male porn star ever.
"Yo I walked in on my hot ass mom getting it on with some short fat guy with a beard!"
"That was Ron Jeremy, man...face it, your mom's a porn star. Here, look at this 12-step program...it might help."
The most famous male porn star
in America. He is known for his big dong
Ron Jeremy is the man!