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Lying with the worst fake smile, so transparent, all but the dumbest of the dumb can see right through it. Or: Any lie that is so over the top, it makes the absurd seem normal. #1: Little Timmy was sent home from school today after he told a romney in front of the entire classroom!"
#2: One more Romney and I'm filing for a divorce! #3: <fake smile that never really goes away> "I never really wanted to be president. I ran because of my love for the American people, well half of them." <fake smile that never really goes away> (the closing tag is intentionally not a closing tag) |
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(verb) to defecate in terror This colloquialism originates in the infamous and widely publicized 1983 incident where Mitt Romney strapped his Irish setter, Seamus, to the roof of his car whilst driving to Canada, causing the terrified dog to defecate. "The door of the cab literally GRAZED my knee as it whizzed by. I nearly Romneyed!"
"The best part of working a haunted house is seeing the big tough dudebro types trying not to romney in front of their girlfriends." |
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A lie that no-one is stupid enough to believe. Mitt Romney ad claimed that President Obama called Americans lazy. The claim was so obviously false, that Politifact - a trusted fact checking website - rated Romney's statement a "pant's on fire" lie.
Usage: Mitt told a Romney when he sad President Obama called Americans Lazy. Obama was referring to US efforts to spur foreign investment. |
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To switch sexual preferences depending on who one is with. Named after Massachusetts governor and presidential candidate Mitt Romney, who was accused of "flip-flopping" on several key issues. "I had heard Jane didn't do anal, but last night she totally Romneyed!"
"Jason told me last night he always places his partner's pleasure before his own, but based on past experiences I think he might just be Romneying." |
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"The three and a half hour in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite." Based on Jon Stewart's criticism that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney changed his opinion on a contraception bill within 3.5 hours. Jon Stewart: "Oh my god, we've been sitting in this car for two and a half Romneys now!"
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A measurement of tax rate, equal to 13.9% of income. My tax rate is 36%, or about 2.6 romneys.
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verb: (1) to fire someone with glee (2) to be fired (3) outsourcing; to gut a company, send American jobs overseas, then claim to have created jobs (in India) Examples:
(a)"He romneyed the whole department, I think he got an erection doing it!" (b) "I got romneyed last week after 23 years on the job; they even took my pension!" (c) "He increased profits by romneying the IT department to India; but hey, he created all those jobs! |
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While not widespread, "to pull a Romney" means to run away from a problem, as illustrated when Mitt Romney literally ran away from a voter attacking him for his policy on the medical use of marijuana. Guy #1: I turned my phone off because my girlfriend's pissed at me for some reason.
Guy #2: Dude, you know you can't hide from her forever, right? Don't pull a Romney on me, man. |
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