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1. (verb or noun) To utterly crush an opposing individual or team <The Bears sure pulled a Romney on the Jaguars last week(n.)! or The Jaguars sure got Romneyed by the Bears last week(v.)!>.
a. Typically when one has been Romneyed, there is a sense of bewilderment, disbelief and/or panic from the opposing individual, team and/or fans/supporters.
b. When one has been Romeneyed, it typically results in the opposing individual, team and/or fans/supporters resorting to name calling, aggressiveness, and finding significant justification as to why the opposition performed so poorly.

c. The final stage of being Romneyed is acceptance by the opposing individual, team and or fans/supporters that the one who Romneyed the opponent is far superior in a number of ways and is better equipped overall to do the job set forth. The timing of this stage varies by individual; some may realize it immediately and intelligently switch sides, while others somehow get stuck in stage two.
2. (adjective or adverb) To be far superior to the opposing individual or team due to maturity, preparation, history of success, courage, grace and ability. <He successfully won over his opponent because of his Romneyful characteristics (adj). or They Romneyfully fought off their attackers (adv)>.
<The Bears sure pulled a Romney on the Jaguars last week(n.)! or The Jaguars sure got Romneyed by the Bears last week(v.)! <He successfully won over his opponent because of his Romneyful characteristics (adj). or They Romneyfully fought off their attackers (adv)>
by Empowered1234 October 09, 2012
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1.
(verb) to defecate in terror

This colloquialism originates in the infamous and widely publicized 1983 incident where Mitt Romney strapped his Irish setter, Seamus, to the roof of his car whilst driving to Canada, causing the terrified dog to defecate.
"The door of the cab literally GRAZED my knee as it whizzed by. I nearly Romneyed!"

"The best part of working a haunted house is seeing the big tough dudebro types trying not to romney in front of their girlfriends."
by you can't keep a good dog down January 06, 2012
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2.
A lie that no-one is stupid enough to believe.
Mitt Romney ad claimed that President Obama called Americans lazy. The claim was so obviously false, that Politifact - a trusted fact checking website - rated Romney's statement a "pant's on fire" lie.

Usage: Mitt told a Romney when he sad President Obama called Americans Lazy.

Obama was referring to US efforts to spur foreign investment.
by Leoslaire November 23, 2011
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3.
"The three and a half hour in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite."

Based on Jon Stewart's criticism that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney changed his opinion on a contraception bill within 3.5 hours.
Jon Stewart: "Oh my god, we've been sitting in this car for two and a half Romneys now!"
by nirvana4lf March 01, 2012
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4.
To switch sexual preferences depending on who one is with. Named after Massachusetts governor and presidential candidate Mitt Romney, who was accused of "flip-flopping" on several key issues.
"I had heard Jane didn't do anal, but last night she totally Romneyed!"

"Jason told me last night he always places his partner's pleasure before his own, but based on past experiences I think he might just be Romneying."
by FGAndrew January 03, 2012
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5.
A measurement of tax rate, equal to 13.9% of income.
My tax rate is 36%, or about 2.6 romneys.
by pseudopea January 24, 2012
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6.
verb: (1) to fire someone with glee

(2) to be fired

(3) outsourcing; to gut a company, send American jobs overseas, then claim to have created jobs (in India)
Examples:
(a)"He romneyed the whole department, I think he got an erection doing it!"

(b) "I got romneyed last week after 23 years on the job; they even took my pension!"

(c) "He increased profits by romneying the IT department to India; but hey, he created all those jobs!
by WinstonSmith1984 January 10, 2012
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7.
While not widespread, "to pull a Romney" means to run away from a problem, as illustrated when Mitt Romney literally ran away from a voter attacking him for his policy on the medical use of marijuana.
Guy #1: I turned my phone off because my girlfriend's pissed at me for some reason.
Guy #2: Dude, you know you can't hide from her forever, right? Don't pull a Romney on me, man.
by Bob the Plumber October 15, 2008
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