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Romnesiacollege (-0.822)
The act of forgetting a statement or belief that you had previously expressed the opposite point of view with regards to.
Bob has Romnesia. He was for that before he was against it
by Tom Legals July 19, 2012
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Romnesianame (-1.275)
The ability of the very wealthy to forget the context in which they made their money.
Gina Rinehart insists that if people want to be millionaires, they should spend more time working. She has Romnesia and failed to mention that she inherited an iron ore mine and a fortune from her father.
by Tripsy_McFallover September 24, 2012
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Romnesiasex (-0.322)
a. The ability to pull a lie from the deep recesses of one's own ass in order to completely contradict your earlier recorded statements.

b. Coming off as an arrogant prick whenever your audience does not consist of the super-wealthy.
He forgot the password to his offshore bank accounts?? I think that fucker has Romnesia.

Before saying he'd be delighted to ban abortion in all circumstances, he said he would never waiver in his pro-choice positions. That fucker clearly has Romnesia.
by Danjak October 19, 2012
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Romnesianame (-1.410)
A mental disorder that allows you to saying absolutely anything to win an election. Even if you do not actually believe it, or have said said the opposite in the past.
When Mitt Romney says "I don't believe employers should tell someone whether they can have contraceptive care or not" in a debate, he is suffering from Romnesia.
by Pro-Planned Parenthood Girl October 19, 2012
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Romnesianame (-0.685)
A condition of convenient memory loss that affects political candidates at election time. This is an chronic condition stemming from being an incurable asshole or insufferable idiot but one can still seek treatment since ObamaCare covers pre-existing conditions such as this.
Warning from the Surgeon General:

Romnesia is an unfortunate, chronic condition affecting 9 out of 10 politicians during election campaigns

Symptoms are: forgetting one's original political stances, pandering, short-term memory loss, long-term memory loss, voter confusion, flip-flopping, plagerizing others' ideas and speaking in Palin-dromes. Symptoms maybe be exacerbated when addressing crowds, during televised interviews or debating.
by Tenacious Faulker October 26, 2012
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Romnesiasex (-0.545)
A selective memory that mimics the behavior of a magic eight ball.
Mr. Highnmighty seems to have romnesia. He seems to be picking random answers to the debate out of his hind side.
by kgrr October 19, 2012
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Romnesianame (-0.910)
Flowing with the wind... talk a different story to different group of audience...

Inspired by Flipflop Romney Liar..
Watch Mitt Romney's "romnesia" speeches to different audiences at different time periods.... including his debates with Pres Obama.
by Leong388 October 20, 2012
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