My only love sprung from my only hate!
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
-Romeo and Juliet act 1 scene 5.
In the end, Romeo and Juliet both die.
HA SPOILED THE ENDING!
Student: Oh, by the way, in the end, Romeo and Juliet die.
Teacher: I'll see you in detention boy!
Student: What the fuck?! They tell you in the fucking prologue!
Basically it's about two people who are in "forbidden love" because their parents hate each other, but they get married about 12 hours after they first met.
Yeah, then they get killed about four days later.
A lot of other people die, too.
It's pretty relevant to our time period, since it still happens between couples all over the place.
Sampson: I do bite my thumb, sir.
Abram: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: Is the law of our side if I say ay?
Gregory: No. ):
Romeo: Oh Juliet Thou breasts are so big
Juliet: Thy know! Don't thou love them exploding out of thy dress.
Student 2: Yeah. We have a test on act 1...
Student 1: Don't worry, the plot is really easy to understand but for some reason the test has quotes that no one remembers...