sexual act in which one only semi-defecates and proceeds to penetrate (have intercourse with) another person with the aforementioned piece of excrement.
Excited Girl: Happy birthday!
Disappointed Boy: Oh all you got me was this tin of peppermint tea? I was hoping for a Romanian Cupcake.
Bro 1: Dude...did you guys hook up last night?
Bro 2: Hell yeah! I'm still full from all of those Romanian Cupcakes!
Bro 1: DUUUUUUDE!!