noun - an annoying college roommate. often, the roman will attempt to create uncomfortable homo-emotional moments between the roommates due to its periodic menstrual cycle. a roman can be identified with one or more of the following attributes: catching stray cats and keeping them to provide its own lonely pussy with company; wearing tight clothing, especially pants to show off its camel-toe; sleeping next to a machete as a precaution so that if too much blood flows from its vagina in the middle of the night, it can cut out the swollen tampon; lighting over 42 candles and placing them around the apartment as it masturbates to the bathroom mirror in the absence of "friends"; driving a green volvo wagon at high speeds with the windows down to air out its flapping vagina; in cases where its roommates leave it to run away, a roman will lock itself in its room for days as it cries in a whisper to its vagina; a roman's pet (such as lizards or fish) will kill themselves rather than suffer the nauseating stench which its festering vagina emits on a day to day basis.more...
if not clear by now, a roman will inherently have a vagina. this is due to a genetic mutation caused by being born in close proximity to the broken down nuclear sites of the former soviet union i.e. Chernobyl. in the event of encountering a roman, one MUST light it with a flaming glass of vodka; this is the only way it will leave you alone.
it is an unfortunate circumstance. one cannot control contingency.
verb, In poker
, a ridiculous all-in raise which may be unexpected, with little or unlikely chances of success, which inexorably wins the hand
, usually at the turn
, followed by and/or preceded by an outburst, usually of an ironic, silly, humorous, or foolish nature; May also include a slowroll
; May also lose the hand
Poker Player: Trip jacks, what do you got?
Roman: *slams down pocket
tens* Boats are for shipping! *gets up, does a dance and kills the dog*
A cool ukrainian teenager who lives in california, great kisser, funny, lovable, huggable and very intelligent. Friends with everyone, Future billionaire, best friend is max and he lives to do what God wants. Can always please the ladies.
Look! There goes Roman, damn he's sexy beast
-The race of Teucer, mythologically thought to have been derived from Troy; though most likely descended from Etruscan farmers. City of Rome was thought to have been founded by Romulus Qurilinus after he had slew his brother Remus.
The Romans controlled approximately two-thirds of Europe and the Mediterranian at the height of their empire.
Euphemism for sadistic sex, used in sex ads.
Straight fucking only, no Greek, Roman, or French
of Barbarians, The Romans copied off the Hellenes for the most part, with the exception of the Pila, the Gladius
(copied from the Iberioi), and the formations and built a huge empire, ripping off everyone and taking all the glory and credit for themselves. If Rome was to be portrayed accurately on Axis Power Hetalia, it should be portrayed how Korea is portrayed in it, as Korea
had its own cannons and metal prints. Romans were known for their orgies, taken a step upwards from pagan Greeks (Christian Greeks abstained from such nonsense) and had bang bang bang everywhere, and Augustus failed because he engaged in it like any "good" Roman. In fact, Romans were known for luxury that led to their demise, leaving the GREEK Byzantines to survive while they themselves vanished due to the invasion of the "Barbarians"
Romans! We are... "squished by Hannibal's Elephants"
ROMANI! AVE IVPPIT... "pwned by Pyrrhos Aiakides"
We Romans must have Parthian W... "Owned by Parthians"
to penutbutter on ones balls
and has the dog lick it off
im gonna roman when my parents leave.