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1. Roman Face Mask
the act of drooping one ball on each eye of your girl, while simeltamiously running your shaft down their nose, this creates the roman face mask effect.
Dude, I totally want to give Jessica Alba a "Roman Face Mask "!
2. Roman War Mask
The act of getting a girl to suck you off to the point of ejaculation and at the last second pulling out, dropping your balls over her eyes and slapping her on the forehead slinging cum in a line through her hair. giving the appearance. of an old Roman War Mask
I was with Officer Keith's wife last night and gave her a Roman War Mask.
3. Iron mask
When three gentlemen splay their manhoods on a persons face to form the shape of an iron mask. One penis must lay from the forehead covering the nose. The other two penises should lie on the face underneath the eyes touching the first penis. Balls should be positioned on the forehead and both ears respectively. Best performed while someone is sleeping.
Kate passed out on the sofa so we gave her an iron mask
4. Roman meat helmet
The act of placing one's balls over the eye sockets, and letting the penis fall down over the victims nose. The desired effect gives the appearance of an old roman warrior helmet.
He was really pissing me off last night so when he passed out I layed down a roman meat helmet upon him.
5. danglesnoot
An activity whereby a man rests his testicles at the very bottom of one's nose near the nostrils, with his penis hanging above the lips and/or chin (depending upon its length), in which the man proceeds to swivel his hips, thereby causing the penis to swing back and forth upon the person's face. Similar to the Roman mask or Roman helmet, except a swinging movement is involved.
He really upset me, so I crept up behind him while he was sleeping and surprised him with a danglesnoot.
6. snail trail
Female version of a Tea bag in video games.

when a stripper notices a married guy in the club and wants his wife to find out she sits on his leg or lap rubbing her self and lets her vaginal juices soak into his clothes leaving a snail trail.
after you kill someone in a video game you lay down in prone position and low crawl over your victims face. Thus snail trail.

when a stripper notices a married guy in the club and wants his wife to find out she sits on his leg or lap rubbing her self and lets her vaginal juices soak into his clothes and rubbs ger self
7. United Nations
United Nations - United European States - United States Of America - Soviet Union - The Thousand Years Reich - The Holy Roman Empire... See the tendency? The beloved dream of the power-hungry people from all times and places to rule the world by totalitarian despotism and genocide choking human dignity and free spirit to death. But this dream remains hidden or not understood by the majority of people thats why this dream comes iteratively into reality and take the sleeping sheeple by surprise. And now I guess you think that with the Hitler's Reich defeated and the Soviet Union collapsed that dream's kaput? No, you are wrong you notgivingaflyingfuckaboutwhatiswronfgwiththisworld bastards.The New World Order (The Good Ol' Order) is the new (good ol') kid on the block being pushed through behind the mask of benevolent organizations and activities like the UN and its organisations, the World Bank, the World Trade Organisation and many others this being the oldest trick of these really evil people thats why while you drink your Coca-Cola and watch MTV and think how beautiful it is all, thanking the Capitalism and the system that sustains it, the world is being more chaotic every day, the poverty and deprivation deepening, people suffering and dying and these control freaks would once again offer the good ol' solution - a one world government with a one world bank and a chip stuck in yo...
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