By pure definition, a roller coaster is anything that may seem rebellious or appear dangerous when in fact, it's perfectly safe for family fun as long as you're over the height for 48 inches. Using this definition, it can be determined that Linkin Park is the typical example of a roller coaster.
Society's definition of the roller coaster is that it is a form of mass-transit system for small- and medium-sized cities. In principle, it is similar to a bus or monorail, in that passengers pay a small fee to board and be transported elsewhere. With roller coasters, however, passengers are also sent through double-backwards corkscrews, 85-degree death drops, underground tunnel plunges, and triple-twistback loop-the-loops, often at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and with G-forces approaching space shuttle launch (or crash) levels. Many cities are reconsidering the installation of coasters, due to the number of heart attacks, pregnant woman injuries, and scalding-hot-coffee-spill disfigurations, but they're just pussing out.
Roller coasters are also located in theme parks like Disneyland, Six Flags over Somewhere Really Flat and Boring, Fantazyland, Disneyland 2, Duff Gardens, Vekomaland, and Grue Park. The majority of them are made out of steel, and given names like "Smegma" or "Mind Eraser" or "Deathmachine" or "That thing over there". People love to ride them, for the simple reason that prostitution was made illegal. They tend to generate long lines and vomit.
"The Mind Eraser is my favorite roller coaster"
~ Paul Ruben on a roller coaster
The funnest things since sex. Roller coasters are located at theme parks, and come in many forms. They all kick ass.
Cedar Point has a lot of roller coasters.
An ingenious device designed to separate the user and their lunch
Alton Towers is full of cola roasters *roller coasters
What I live for. Make sure to visit Cedar Point on Ohio and Six Flags Great America in Illinois PEACE.
I'll ride roller coasters until I die.
A Roller Coaster is a thrill ride that a train with an average of 6 carts move along smooth rails at a high speed useing wheels on top of the rails, under the rails and at the side of the rails conected to the train. you are held in on the train by eather shoulder restraints, lap bar restraints or both and some roller coasters have other type of restraints. types of roller coasters you can get are:
wooden roller coaster
steel roller coaster
floorless roller coaster
stand-up roller coaster
inverted roller coatser
flying roller coaster
4th dimension roller coaster
launch roller coaster
and many more
roller coasters are said to be one of the best things ever in the world, even better than sex. "air time" is the real name of "that feeling yo get in your stomach", you get it when the roller coaster your on reaches a high speed in a short amount of time for example going down the first drop and a launching on a launching roller coaster. on a roller coaster you get elements like a loop, here are some examples:
and MUCH more
by the time you have finished reading this at least 5 new roller coaster designs would have been made.
1)The only thing that makes you crap and piss your pants besides meeting your in-laws.
2) One of the greatest things known to man-kind.
3) A part of what makes a teenager.
1. When I got of the Superman I frickin crapped the hell outta my pants, kinda reminds me of Jessica's dad.
2. "The best Roller coaster I rode was Kingda Ka!"
3. Teen girl: " Hey! lets like totally go on the Batman!"
Teen boy: " a yo check this tattoo of nitro on my back!!"
Teens: "awsome dude!"
A chick who puts her pussy on a guys face and rubs up and down and drags it side to side and maybe a pelvis pop or 2.
Cole: Damn that chick gave me a
roller coaster all over my face.
Diddy: Nuh uh, don't lie.
Green Haired Chick: Yeah I did.