If you roll the nickels you are the king. You are a money maker and you decide who does what and where they do it at.
*knocking at door*
*door opens*
Chuck: Hey man I really need to take a shit in your toilet.
John: No way use your's! Sarah's coming over soon and I'm still trying to fuck her. You're not gonna ruin my chances tonight.
Chuck: Can't, didn't have enough money for the water this month. Let me in or I'll do it right here, it's gonna be messy.
John: For christ's sake get a job you bum.
Chuck: What for? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.
*door opens*
Chuck: Hey man I really need to take a shit in your toilet.
John: No way use your's! Sarah's coming over soon and I'm still trying to fuck her. You're not gonna ruin my chances tonight.
Chuck: Can't, didn't have enough money for the water this month. Let me in or I'll do it right here, it's gonna be messy.
John: For christ's sake get a job you bum.
Chuck: What for? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.
by mehralsmensch March 30, 2011