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3.
Kicking or knocking into things at random, causing a lot of swearing and crying amongst grown men. Also referred to as superrolfing, when the person hurts him or herselves.
oh holy, you rolfet that dørkarm like its 1992!
by superswiff March 21, 2009
 
1.
A word that can replace almost any adjective, and some nouns, oh and some verbs. It really does have a place in every sentence ever spoken.
You've got to Rolfe it up!
Rolfe off!
I was Rolfe-ing all the way home!
You are such a Rolfe!
You just Rolfed that good and proper!
Oh for Rolfe's sake!
Etc.
by Dildo Shaggins January 09, 2009
 
2.
to wreck, destroy, defeat, or leave in shambles
I hit a deer last night, and it totally rolfesed my car.
by Gordon Brewer May 23, 2005
 
4.
a name derived from germanic origins which translates to Red Wolf
his name is Rolfe but you can also call him Red Wolf
by elrolfo July 24, 2008
 
5.
Is a combination of a souffle and remalade. A delicious pastry dish mingled with a french marmalade thrown into a poor argument to remind you of the delicious flavours of France.
"One Direction are better than the Beatles"

"End your life now and leave the Internet"

"Why should I, Rolfe. One direction rules"
by zoerunner August 08, 2012
 
6.
To eat takeaway every day of the week and then keep eating afterwards.
Also known as a term used in conjunction with the halo mode "team slayer". Cant happen after 10 o'clock though.
That Guy is such a Rolfe
by eflor yug March 05, 2008