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CNN analyst, political commentator, Al Sharpton's love child. If blackness is involved, he's getting involved.
"You didn't hear? The civil war was all about slavery."

"Nah, there were secular political reasons involved as well. Don't be such a Roland Martin."
by Cuban sandwich April 11, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Fat, Dirty, Communist, Socialist Scumbag. He works for CNN (Communist News Network)

He has Barack Obama's nutsack in his mouth.
Communist Roll Call:

Jessuh Jackson...here

Al Greaseball Pimp Jackson...here

Barry Hussein Soetoro-Obummer...here

Acorn...here

SEIU...here

95% of Black Sheep...here

Roland Martin...I'mma here Massa!!!
by PhukYu October 22, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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