Founded by a seed farm owner back in the late 1800s, Rohnert Park is the home to Sonoma State Univerity, one of the best in the state.
other Rohnert Park kid: "This isn't Oakland, shut your mouth"
Oh and beware! We have something equivalent to the Black Smoke in Lost, but we call it... THE SONOMA AROMA, baby! Don't mess with Rohnert Parkians!
guy2: "dude i know petaluma sucks, i went there and alls it wuz wuz a small gay city"
guy1:i barely even heard of it"