Roguer: Rogue Boner. The kind of poorly timed erection that pops up for absolutely no reason in the most awkward social situations, such as:
Family Christmas Gatherings
They are particularly bad if one is wearing sweatpants or shorts.
Although there is no known cure, there are some things that can help. These include:
1)Wearing a billowy sweater
2)Putting on a heavy backpack and leaning forward under the weight and saying "Oooh! What a heavy backpack!" (saying that will make everyone think it's normal)
3)Sitting down at a table or covered desk and thinking of outrageously ugly people
4)Holding something in front (only works if it's somewhat sideways)
I always gets roguers in the worst situations. Like walking to school in the middle of downtown Philly during Rush Hour.