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"Roffle" is a compound-word. When a girl is bored at work and needs a male to entertain her the male can, unwittingly - and often without his knowledge, become her "Roffle Pig".
The male requires low self-esteem and no "actual work" to do.

This, in no way relates to the physical appearance of the individual.

The term "Roffle Pig" was first coined on the 31st of July 2009

Informal person regarded as being piglike, greedy, or gross.


is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.
Do you have your very own roffle pig?

I do have a roffle pig, as it happens. He truffles for roffles all day long *purely* on my behalf.
by 1obster July 31, 2009
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A wee little piggy with a curly tail and a keen nose for roffles, specially trained by roffle farmers to sniff out only the freshest, juiciest roffles on teh intarwebs.
"Jesus H Buddah, I'm bored off my tits today"

"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."
by MonkeyPig July 30, 2009
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