Rod: .... Yea...
Jon: Cool. So you want to go meet my gay friend Eric?
Rod: NO! I hate gays!
Jon: Oh right.. Well want to go look at Ms. V's snow jacket?
Girl: DAMN ROD! You got a HUGE rod!!
Rod: Yep! *thumbs up*
Girl: Well what to do now?
Our daughter's dating Rod and we couldn't be happier.