Top Definition
The greatest fuckin' town in history and the person putting river down just had no friends and hates the world.
Hey, Rocky River is the shit but there is a lot of loner gay people with no friends that think Rocky River sucks when its a perfectly good city there.
by imrichfuckbitches January 26, 2009
The goddamned best city in the world. Except for the fucking rich assholes that live in almost every part of it. 1/3 of the population is cool.
Rocky river is amazing. Oh wait, no its not.
by Inotfunny May 31, 2015
the worst and most judgemental/preppy city on the entire planet.
"Oh hey lets go to Rocky River!" *goes there* "Um...nevermind. Bad idea. Let's go home."
by CarlyKillsYouTM July 10, 2008

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