the worst and most judgemental/preppy city on the entire planet.
"Oh hey lets go to Rocky River!" *goes there* "Um...nevermind. Bad idea. Let's go home."
by CarlyKillsYouTM July 10, 2008
The greatest fuckin' town in history and the person putting river down just had no friends and hates the world.
Hey, Rocky River is the shit but there is a lot of loner gay people with no friends that think Rocky River sucks when its a perfectly good city there.
by imrichfuckbitches January 26, 2009