| 1. | Rocky VII | ||
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"Rocky V" is the nickname for the popular Super Bowl XLII commcercial for Budweiser. Seeing how there has not yet been a seventh installment of the series the ad has inherited the spot (not to say that a future Rocky film won't be named the same).
The summary of the commercial is that a Clydesdale (the specific type of horses that Budweiser uses in ads recently who represents Rocky since Rocky is nicknamed the Italian Stallion) isn't selected to pull the iconic Budweiser wagon. Naturally, the horse is dissapointed yet is uplifted by the influence of a dalmation who represents Apollo Creed. The dalmation trains the horse (a la Rocky IV where the horse runs through the snow like Rocky in Siberia) and the horse makes the crew at the next tryouts for a spot on the wagon's team. The commercial ends with a sarcastic pound of the horse's hoof to the dalmation's paw. Person 1: What was your favorite commercial this year?
Person 2: I liked Audi with "The Godfather Part IV". Person 1: I'd go with Budweiser and Rocky VII. |
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| 2. | White Heavyweight Boxer | ||
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An extinct form of sports figure and entertainer that existed and flurished only when racism was accepted and government sanctioned. After the decline of government approved racism the white boxer went extinct leaving only fossil records and remembered only in fiction based fantacy movies like Rocky where a white man is unrealistically beating the hell out of a black man who is a much better more fierce and more fit contender. White Heavyweight Boxer. Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV, Rocky 19, Rocky 20.
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| 3. | sterno bum | ||
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An indigent who strains sterno through a cheese cloth filter in order to extract the alcohol. In Rocky III, Paulie yells to two indigents making noice in an alley, ""Shut up you lousy sterno bums there's decent people tryin' to sleep!"
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| 4. | rocky mountain alfredo | ||
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1. A delicacy used to marinate rocky mountain oysters.
2. A sauce that accompanies daggeration. 3. The dressing specifically designed for tossing ones salad with. 4. A variant of the popular Italian sauce made from dairy products that originated in the Rocky Mountain region of the United States. Unlike the others, this is a vegetarian dish and is safe to eat. Ex I:
Customer: This sausage is bland and dry. Waiter: Might I suggest a mouthload of Rock Mountain Alfredo to spice things up? Ex II: (After failing midterm): Damn, I just got served a steaming platter of Pene (not penne) topped with Rocky Mountain Alfredo and ate the whole thing. I hope the final isn't that hard. No pun intended. Ex III: I love penis. ...and Rocky Mountain Alfredo. |
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| 5. | mr t | ||
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Twice winner of world's toughest bouncer contest. Was in Rocky III and the a-team. Extremely cool. his real name is Lawrence
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| 6. | Threequel | ||
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In movie-making parlance, a threequel is a sequel to a sequel, the third in a series of similarly-themed films that include one or more of the same characters featured in the first two.
The following films are examples of a threequel not listed in the prior definition:
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Goldfinger (1964) Rocky III (1982) Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982) Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) Superman III (1983) Jaws 3-D (1983) Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983) Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986) A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) Rambo III (1988) The Karate Kid, Part III (1989) Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) The Godfather Part III (1990) The Exorcist III (1990) Back to the Future Part III (1990) Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) Alien3 (1992) RoboCop 3 (1993) Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994) Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) Batman Forever (1995) Scream 3 (2000) Jurassic Park III (2001) Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) The Matrix Revolutions (2003) American Wedding (2003) Mission: Impossible III (2006) |
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| 7. | Doozart | ||
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The official Definition of a Doozart is an orand mechanical penis.
Different Forms You may Have seen different forms of Doozart including dooz and doozy. Dooz originated from Doozart and is usually used to make fun of a person or object. History Doozart can date back to the early Greeks. King Nick III said in his diary "The Spartan soldiers acted like a bunch of doozarts out on the battlefield". The Roman Emporer Mike VII said " I hope our stong city raises smart and strong people rather then Doozarts". Sir Hoover the wise said " They can just get ot of here there all just a bunch of doozarts." The ancient eygeptians put many doozarts in their scrips for plays. Doozarts were also popular in the 1700's to throw at the enemy in battle to gross them out. During world War II they Dropped diseased doozarts over the enemy to start an epidemic in their country. Usage today Today usaully kids and teenagers say doozart or dooz to make fun of one another. The strongest usage of doozart is in Catonsville, MD. Words that come from doozart Duesenberg is a early car that comes from the word doozart. Usage
Doozart can be used as a noun, Example: Get that doozart out of my face. Doozart can be used as a verb, Example: I doozed around with Sally last night. Doozart can be used as an Adjective, Example: I don't give a rats dooz. |
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