One of the worst, if not the worst, places in Illinois. Home to a variety of rednecks
, wankers, losers
, creeps, weirdos, and people who are generally worthless scum
of the earth. There is hardly anything to do in Rockford. The few events Rockford holds include Wing Ding, On The Waterfront, and whatever comes to the Metrocentre. Generally, when an entertainer comes to Rockford, it is a sign that they are not doing very well in their career. This is because Chicago
isn't very far away and anything that can draw a real crowd goes there. Rockford has a couple bottom of the barrel
colleges and the public school district is one of the worst in the United States. This is mainly because of the school district's massive debt. A few people in Rockford like to think they are not rednecks but in reality it is those people who are the biggest rednecks of all. Rockford has a lot of cocaine and marijuana but absolutely no methamphetamine. Rockford has a lot of unemployment, crime, and girls who get pregnant when they are 16. Rockford truly is the epitome of cornpone
There is no reason to go to Rockford, IL.
I stopped in Rockford to take a piss while traveling between Chicago
I met some hicks
in Rockford that were right out of Deliverance
Rockford is full of faggots
with baseball caps.
Everyone who lives in Rockford hates the place.
When I leave Rockford, I am never coming back!