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A TV show on VH1 in which a bunch of girls compete to be Bret Michael's girlfriend. They all claim to be in love with him, but they're all idiots.
I was watching Rock of Love the other day and some dumb bitch got "Bret" tattooed on the back of her neck.
by SystemF October 07, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The greatest show in the history of television
"I have to go visit the hospital, my mom has cancer"
"Dude, get real, Rock of Love's about to come on"
by Brett Michaels March 23, 2008
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