A big scary person who is surprisingly a caring teddy bear who likes to hug. This person will piss you off if you let him play video games with you. May also be in love with Dorris' soup and wants to eat her at mass city while displacing water in volume city. Likes hooking up with chicks that wrestle with men in random parking lots. Enjoys wearing light blue uniform and dancing/singing show tunes with make-up on coming close to gay as possible. REAL QUICK LIKE!
You may be a Rochowist if you pop bottles in your eyes.
Rochowist always have 99 problems and they ain't bitches.