Any being that has adapted to Greek Life at a College institution by abandoning all moral values and unique personality traits in exchange for robot friends. Almost without exception, all robots dress and act the same, and share strikingly similar itunes libraries. Robots can often be spotted roaming the streets during wednesday, friday and saturday nights, trying to find other robot friends to twist their nobs.
An easy test to locate a robot out of a group of humans is to play any version of Party in the USA by Myley Cyrus and notice which "humans" are dancing to the beat. Singing Lil Wayne is another strong indicator of robot characteristics although it can sometimes be a momentary lapse of judgment for humans.
Every year Robots attempt to recruit humans to join their army, and every year the human population decreases, because once they successfully program your robot capabilities, your past human traits disappear.
Common Robot Expressions:
"I love how much my sperrys match my lacoste polo" -Robot
"Pi Phi OR DIE" -Robot
"I had so much fun at the Maroon 5 concert last night!" - Robot
scariest fucking thing on earth.
have you ever been to Chuck E. Cheese and looked behind the curtain?
1: A mechanical apperatus designed to do the work of a man.
2: Your plastic pal who's fun to be with.
Marvin: I think you aught to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Dance move that makes you appear like a robot or unhuman. Makes it seem like your legs and arms are made with screws and your powered by electricity.
*performs the robot*
Term used in South Africa to describe traffic lights.
Painted on road: "Robot Ahead"
South African giving directions: "Turn left at the second robot"
One who conforms to all of the rules, regulations, and expectations of society. They have none of their own thoughts but rather a form of "artifical intelligence" or "A.I." that involves them believing that they have their own ideas and set of morals, but they were actually imposed or "programmed" in them by society.
Hey dude check that robot.
Yeah that dude is lame
to the highest extent.
There is no way I am gonna ever be a Robot, conforming like that asshole
Automaton of which is born of metal, fire, and rock-n-roll power; Bent on crushing all hu-mans; Thirsts for delicious Oi-l!
"Terminator was a ROBOT"
The sexiest mechanical being.
"Robots are like so hot".
"I <3 Robots"