Part coley cat, part robot. This organism loves drinking herself to sleep, playing beer pong, and Go Girls. Very kind, but known to be deceitful at times... but not to badasses named Ryan. Robo Cats are exxceptionally skilled at being cool, and won't choke on any fruit and die.
"Bro is that a Robo-Cat?"
"Fuck yeah it is you tool! You don't recognize greatness when you see it?"