British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.
fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson!

fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!

Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?
by simple.funny.hyper.crazy March 17, 2009
What happens when a sexy hunk of mansex takes the job that will tank his career
Lindsay better not pull a robert pattinson!

My cousin used to be famous but now he's just a robert pattinson

robert pattinson used to be hot and sexy but then he was in twilight and now he sucks
by talking space monkeys April 15, 2009
1) Sweet young guy who is usually prettier than the women around him

2)Cute young guy that needs and craves to be treated like the cum hungry, cock crazy, ass loving fuck pig that he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd like to pound that Robert Pattinson's butthole into submission with my Dick of Death, and fill his sphincter with my hot JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!OH YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!(Anyone got a tissue?)
by Predatory Male III May 02, 2010
My future husband. A sex god. Sex on legs. Drop dead gorgeous. Man who will be playing the infamous Edward Anthony Cullen in the movie "Twilight" based on Stephenie Meyer's amazing book series named "Twilight". My obsession.
Oh my god. Robert Pattinson is the sexiest male on this earth.
by tawnie :D June 16, 2008
A young and talented actor most well known for his roleof edward cullen, unforttunetly he can only act with his face(althoughthis may be due to the repression of his adorable english accent) in the film new moon, pattinson can be seen with an oddly lopsided drooping nipple like it was half chewed off. He is also a raccoon that can shoot fire out of his ass.
omg whats wrong with Robert Pattinson's nipple!!!!!!!!!??????????
by Rea Rea November 20, 2009
Basically, sexiest man alive. Sex bomb. My sex on legs. Gorgeous. Amazing. Talented. Everything a girl could ask for.

Best known for his role in Harry Potter GOF, but getting even more well known for his upcoming role as Edward Cullen, vampire sex god extraordinaire, in the movie version of Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He will be perfect for the part, so Gaspard Ulliel can suck it!

He has an assortment of adorable nicknames, including R-Pattz and Spunk Ransom, which he came up with in an interview for MTV.

Robert plays piano and guitar, and is a very talented singer. And of course a very very extremely talented actor.

And he is a freaking sexy beast!
Jill: Sara, what are you daydreaming about now?
Sara: My future husband, Robert Pattinson! *swoon*
Jill: Sara, you know you won't actually marry him.

Idiotic, Meaningless Soul: Ugh. I cant believe Rob Pattinson got the part of Edward!
Sara: Excuse me? Did you just complain about Rob getting the part? I thought you said, "I SHOULD DIE."
by saraaintyobaby'sdaddeh September 15, 2008
to girls...the most hottest british guy that has ever walked the planet...He is an awesome guitar/song writer/singer and a marvelous actor.
Vickie:OMGG did you see robert pattinson last night on the oscars!?
candie:yes i did o my gosh i could hav melted at his very presence on my tv screen
Vickie:who knew someone could be soo hot!
candie:and sexy!
by petunia marlins September 09, 2009
Robert Pattinson is sex
by websterlee8 March 13, 2009

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