Both one of the hardest and easiest boys to decipher... Rob's a people's person. He doesn't have to try to gain attention. Everyone tries to get his. Entire groups of friends practically start with him. He makes no effort to be cool, let alone social. He's a jock, obsessed with basketball and football. He's even tried soccer. He's insanely tall, really strong, but ironically isn't that muscular... yet. He's introverted and a bit dense without realizing it. He never starts conversations, definitely never tries to keep them going. He seems so unattached to everything, especially when he puts his headphones in. He doesn't answer texts (unless he's interested in you). He's also an adorable doof that likes to poke his crushes and his close friends. He manages to make all small talk awkward. As long as he's a virgin, he'll never make the first move. He loves staring contests, and his nose twitches to the side when he focuses too hard. He'll insist that his hazel eyes have spots of blue on the bottom. He's extremely competitive, a little insecure, and has a little too much integrity. No curiosity whatsoever. He won't even give you any reason to care for him but you can't help it. He can be as cute as a puppy, stubborn as a jackass, holier than a saint, more of a tease than Magic Mike, can be more of a jerk than Charlie Sheen, as addicting as drugs, more lovable than a favorite stuffed animal, and more closed off than a snow leopard.
Who's Robert?
The guy I used to be in love with, the guy who strung me along, the guy who had me missing him and hating him at the same time, the guy I can do without but never forget, the guy I will keep in my favorite memories. That's Robert.
by Timber Wolfe October 17, 2014

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He is a weird ass nigga ,, he sometimes is danger to society and he also is known for being a dog molester.
That damn Robert always tryna touch boys and animals,,

he nasty.
by BigBlackCockT22 January 05, 2017

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A flaming faggot who is also a liar and only cares about themselves
you're being such a robert right now!
by bennyboolovesyou September 05, 2016

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NOTTT SMOOOTH everr in life
"that guys such a robert"
by best friend for ever March 07, 2008

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A smug looking fuckboy who takes a lot of selfies, wears maroon shirts, drop crotch pants and the whitest nike shoes in all of the land. Tis whiter than snow.
Patrice: Hey Robert! You're a fuckboy!!
Robert: Flips the bird
by Cenalicious May 24, 2016

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A witch who preforms chair lap dances for free. a total piece of shit.
Did you see that Robert? What an ass!
by Sharquanza Elizabeth Jones January 19, 2015

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Some loud ass homeless motherfucker who looks like a man baby and randomly shows up to someone's party waiting for food to get done eats and leave and sucks cock for 10 cent (just like my rap name)
Dude don't pull a Robert right now you fuck
by Weenie warrior June 02, 2016

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