A Zeus-like character who is a BEAST at anything created by man or God. A total Chick magnet because of his dead sexiness, body of Hercules, and the personality of TWO angels. Perfect.
Betty: Hey did you hear about Robert ?
Alphabetty: Ya he pisses perfection into a cup of Godliness
#sexy #god #zeus #sex #cocksaur #huge
by Daisy101 April 25, 2009
The most amazing, perfect, sweetest guy in the world. Someone who knows what say to make your heart melt. A guy that is very attractive and kind, who will make you fall in love. May not be the best artist, but he's talented in his own way.
That guy is such a Robert, since he's so amazing, cute and smart.
#antonyms: ugly #mean #retarted #heartbreaker #untalented
by rossieluver6398 May 04, 2010
A terrorist
Get down its Robert!!!!
#robert #terriorist #bomb #alli bobba #ala
by TRueAmerican7916 May 26, 2009
1) A super robot.
2) A name.
Bob: Domo arigato! Super roberto! Wait a minute...
Robert: -_-
#robot #rob #bert #domo #arigato
by Robert N. >.> August 29, 2006
A male who is so obsessed with himself and photography that he doesn't realize that those around him cannot stand being around him and only use him for a ride to places. His photography isn't great and he never sends you the pictures. He is also very arrogant even though he has a large nose and a black woman ass.
Sarah didn't send her friends pictures from their graduation, so her friends said to her:
"gosh sarah, you're being such a robert!!"
#arrogant #whore #photographer #slut #free ride
by msmsn June 13, 2009
amazing guy who tries not to be mean but nice,fun and just caring. try's to be respectful to his friends....has amazingly light grey blue eyes...blond hair with a light hint of brown. If you ever come across someone like him be grateful and never let him out of your arms.
Girl 1: OH is that Robert ?

Girl 2: yeah why?

Girl 1: dont you like him? Talk to him I heard he has amazing light grey blue eyes

Girl 2: ok I will I mean he is nice and caring
#amazing #nice #caring #funny #blue #eyes
by Lxs December 26, 2013
A male that exhibits an extreme amount of flirtation when around any type of female. (i.e. fat, ugly, busted, disfigured, mole on the face) Often can be found employing the tactic of song to attract mates. Is turned on by magnum condoms, blow up mattresses, guitar hero, and blastoise. Likes to use the phrase "i'd do anything once", and once broke up with a girlfriend over world of warcraft.
O God Robert is coming hide your sister.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.
#rob #robbert #bob #dick #asshole #horndog #fabulous faggot #nigger motherfucker #blastoise
by A. stoochle October 23, 2008
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