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A wise-cracking, smart-talking, humorous, and quick-witted person who is the butt of jokes but secretly admired by all.
That guy over there is such a Robert, but man, he is cool.
by cool cousin-in-law February 03, 2010
 
51.
A male that exhibits an extreme amount of flirtation when around any type of female. (i.e. fat, ugly, busted, disfigured, mole on the face) Often can be found employing the tactic of song to attract mates. Is turned on by magnum condoms, blow up mattresses, guitar hero, and blastoise. Likes to use the phrase "i'd do anything once", and once broke up with a girlfriend over world of warcraft.
O God Robert is coming hide your sister.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.
by A. stoochle October 23, 2008
 
52.
Is a very powerful name. Most CEO's are named Robert, which in return they are usualy wealthy. Parents that name thier child Robert expect them to be very succesful. It is usually seen as the first born son's name. A good match for Robert's are females named Brittany or Nishelle. The names Robert and Brittany together tend to create an everlasting love that will never end.
"CEO of the multi-billion dollar corporation is named Robert and his wife is named Brittany."
by Trebor12 December 03, 2007
 
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Robert is a sweet and caring person. He is very shy around people and often can be a joker. He is good in bed and has a very large wang. His friends might be of the mean side of people but it is all in good fun. Robert knows how to treat a girl right and he is very strong. he likes to put himself down alot not trying to do anything and is very lazy. All in all Robert is a good person and a good friend
I am in love with Robert!!
by countrydarlin September 06, 2013
 
54.
If you have a Robert nearby, be sure to say congratulations. He is smart, sexy, and buff. He is like a GOD. If you make friends with him, it will bring great rewards. Roberts are TOTALLY AWESOME.
Girl: Oh, you are such a Robert, I want to marry you.
Boy: Thanks!
by SexyGuy May 27, 2013
 
55.
A cuddley and caring human being. Hes a closed book, but when you get to know him he's a wonderful guy. The one he secretly wants doesn't know of his good intentions, only his flaws. He's intelligent but doesn't apply himself. His attention is either on his laptop or thinking about his "Juliet".
That's Robert, he's such an enigma
by a concerned individual October 20, 2013
 
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A Robert is the ultimate babe
"Damnnnnnn he's a Robert!"
by Babii October 17, 2013