a worthless piece of shit , one who will always waste your fucking time & a total dick . cares about nobody but his nasty ahh self . cant pull any hoes , & the most ugly thing created by god . hes conceited af & thinks hes better then anyone . DONT EVER FUCKING TRUST HIM , he'll always fuck you over at one point. he does everything to make him look cool , when reallly he is the biggest LOSER . hes a wannna be player & thinks he can akways control & tell you what to do. dont ever waste your time with a robert , he'll only let you down & crush you into a million little pieces.
OMG , what an assshole; he must be a robert !
#dick #asshole #manwhore #fucker #ugly ahhh #robert
by Julia Fucking Rosario December 02, 2011
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The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
That guy is so amazing... He must be a ROBERT.
#incredible #sweet #caring #amazing #loving #perfect #wonderful
by QTraider March 21, 2009
A some-what shy, sweet boy with a great personality. He spends most of his time thinking about stuff even though you may not notice. He doesnt think he's smart. Picks the wrong crowd and sometimes makes the wrong choices. Often looks down on himself, which causes himself to slack off. Usually under a bunch of pressure by his peers/family. Always contemplating something. Sometimes does/says things without thinking it through beforehand. He doesn't think hes attractive.

But in reality: hes one of the gorgeous things you'll ever meet. Hes Really sweet and loving. Doesn't hurt anybody intentionally. Does his best to please his family. Robert will not be afraid to tell you what hes thinking or feeling once you get to know him. He will put somebody he loves before his own happiness. He is super funny and will never fail to make you laugh. He likes music and and occasionally, math. And hes great at keeping secrets. If you ever meet a Robert dont ever let him go. It'll be the best choice you ever made in your life.
Girl 1: I'm so unbelievably in love with this guy, hes makes me feel like i'm the only girl in the world!

Girl 2: Ahh, you must have caught a Robert. You're so lucky!
#robert #bob #bobby #self esteem #love
by itsNobodyImportant November 23, 2010
The most amazing man to walk the earth. Robert is smart, funny, devilishly handsome, sexy, fiercely strong yet extremely gentle, caring, genuine, determined, loving, kind, giving, and sensitive. He has a fantastic smile, he's stylish, the best cook, and an awesome dancer. Loves music and history, and especially history about music. Loves pets and children. A momma's boy in the sweetest of ways. He'll do anything for a loved one and give the shirt off his back. The sound of his voice is soothing and the sight of him can take your breath away. To be held in his arms is to know what security and safety truly feel like. He will never stand for disrespect toward his loved ones and will always protect those in his presence. He brings out the best in people. He's a life changer. He has a magnetism about him that draws people in. Everyone wants to be his friend, but few are worthy of receiving all he has to offer and truly getting to know him. The life of the party. Forever joking and singing. Always makes you smile. A rider, a golfer and a great shot. Life would never be complete without him in it. Someone you love so much it hurts.
What's not to love about Robert?
#bob #bobby #rob #robby #malibu bobby
by reggiereg February 04, 2010
Robert is a beastly person. Hes unbelievably sexy! He's also amazing in bed! Robert has a big wang and everybody wants it!!
Your dating robert?!

Lucky! Have fun in bed with him!
#beast #sexy #amazing #hot #zeus like
by Courtneyyyy35 January 19, 2012
a butt face
#dumb #fat #stupid #ugly #smelly
by under thunder December 10, 2013
ROBERT is the #3 most common male name.
3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT.
Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT!
I once was friends with a Robert but we called him Robby back then.
#robert #boy #name #female/male #people
by SakuraSaku October 28, 2006
1. A big fat liar. One who is unable to tell the truth in even the simplest of instances. This is the definition of a douchebag.

2. A clam diving champion, cone picker upper champion, semi pro bowler, who won the jump rope competition of 5th grade at his school. He also has very famous peers. This list includes his uncle, who owns the world's largest car collection with over 7 million, his grandpa, who, despite being Korean, was in line to lead the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor before coming down with illness, his good old buddy Drew Brees's son, who attended school with Robert in Mississippi, and finally his next door neighbors Brett Favre and Snoop Dog. We also can't forget his impeccable ability to get nudes from all the gurrs, including Keeley, who was crazy enough to question the validity of something that Robert said. Let's also remember that Robert can hold his breath for over 10 minutes, and on a good day has an 11 inch dick. Robert also somehow manages a 3.6 GPA despite failing almost quiz and test, according to sources. Basically the coolest motherfucker of all time.
1. Wow, why don't you just tell the truth and stop being such a Robert.

2. "That Robert Huthoefer kid is one stupid ass fuckhead" - anyone who's ever met him.
#idiot #retard #chronic liar #huthoefer #stupid
by Alex6969Binns November 12, 2013
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