A guy who likes to watch cheese , the fosters home of imaginary friends kid. Usually jacks off to myth busters while attacking a darren(dinasour). He likes to eat berries , and loves working out. And has a HUGE adam's apple.
Robert
by IlikeBigButts AndIcantLie December 12, 2010
A person who hangs around the local park and outside side schoolgrounds at break and lunchtime.
Guy1: Hey did you see that Robert hangin outside the park?

Guy2: Yeah, Fuckin' kiddyfiddler
by Maesteg boys June 13, 2008
Little Gamer kid who doesn't take shit from no-one. good at math... terrible with homework. give or take 4 things that matter to him; Family, Friends, Career/School, and less than the others himself. Weird colored more or less brown eyes can be cold and unforgiving at times but soft and friendly at others. reletivly forgiving... I'd avoid pissing him off though as he has a tendency to blow-up when he takes too much shit. Generally arch enemies with a Josh though exceptions have been noted. all in all nice kid who spends more time thinking than he should.
Person 1: Who's that kid in our class who never does his homework on time?
Person 2: Ah that's Robert

Person 1: did you see that guy? He didn't take shit from any of the bullies even Josh!
Person 2: Yeah I know it's Robert!
by The Reletivly un-noticed May 04, 2013
A rare specimen of pokemon so rare that you cannot even find him in the games even WITH a gameshark!

You can find this type of pokemon in the real world somehow...

Known to be a bit of a dork and nerdy.
Several Robert's do not seem to get along well with others due to being so caught up in their work...and sometimes lack of manners
Is likely to be yelled at in class for not paying attention and bickering amongst others...
Example 1:

During class
Simon: Hello Robert
Robert: Shut it, I'm busy!
Simon: oh...I only wanted to ask you a question
Robert: ...what is it?
Simon: I wanna see a live performance of System of a Down and I hear you have free tickets
Robert: That $248 for ya, now move it!
Teacher: ROBERT!

Example 2:
Who's that pokemon?
It's Robert!

Robert: Rob-Rob...Robert!!

Quotations:

"Yeh I had sex with her, And I'd do it again if it wasn't for her willie." - Robert
by Robert "Admiral Fleet" Gracie December 12, 2010
FPH: Fat pumpkin head, fukstik, lebo arab loner. Chillax this is graus.
Robert Mokbel
by rahgioshsahsd October 25, 2010
Robert has soft light brown hair, and breathe taking green eyes that you could stare into for eternity. He's super sweet. He loves to laugh and make you laugh when all you feel like doing is crying. His smile shines brighter than the sun itself. He's muscular but not huge nor fat. He has hands made for holding. Robert loves to be close and personal with people and there's not a single chance to ever back away from him. He's the type of person you want to be closer to. He's easy to get close to even when you have blockades and barriers surrounding you. He doesn't give up on people no matter how hard they push him away. He cares maybe a little to much. You can trust him with your secrets. Roberts are typically the best friend to have and the hardest friend to lose. He speaks his mind but tries not to hurt people. He has felt much pain in his life and wouldn't wish any of the pain experience onto anyone.
marissa: "Is Robert here today?"
Sara: "I dont know but HE BETTER BE!"
marissa: "this class is nothing without Robert"

Luke: "Why the hell isnt Robert here?"
Robert: *walks in class late*
EVERYONE: "OH MY GOD. THANK YOU JESUS!!"
by I am Nobody. May 07, 2013
An athletic guy that always knows the right thing to say. He's always making stupid jokes. Typically has dark eyes and hair. Obsessed with sports. Sometimes over his head but always has good intention. He is a fun, loving person that always cares for who he's with and sometimes makes the wrong choices. But he's always there when you need him.
He is such a Robert!
by Underarmour17 December 16, 2013
a big d bag who is whipped and a big faggit towards everybody he will ditch on command from his dictator
yo man id hate have a girl and be like robert, that shits weak
by almost easy bitch January 29, 2008

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