A guy who likes to watch cheese , the fosters home of imaginary friends kid. Usually jacks off to myth busters while attacking a darren(dinasour). He likes to eat berries , and loves working out. And has a HUGE adam's apple.
by IlikeBigButts AndIcantLie December 12, 2010
1. A male given name: from Germanic words meaning “glory” and “bright.”

2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)

3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)
1. Hello my name is robert

2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.

3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.
by MrHappy321 July 06, 2009
Robert is a turd. But he's absolutely amazing. He's the best friend anyone could ever have, and is an even better boyfriend. He is beyond caring, even though most of his affection is shown by picking on you and making you laugh. Or just pushing you into lockers. He can laugh at his own mishaps. Has the best laugh ever! His hugs can make any girl melt along with that smile. He smells really good. He's obsessed with batman and would probably get all bug-eyed if he found out you love batman too. He lacks motivation when it comes to school work, and doesn't think he's that smart. He's actually really smart and is a deep thinker. He rarely ever cries, but when it happens it's the saddest thing ever. Literally you can't find one person that doesn't like him. He likes outdoor and hands on work rather than an indoor job. It makes him feel more productive. He always puts other hearts above his own. He's not an arrogant asshole. He's humble and if you ever see him in a comic book shop, it's the best thing ever. He's so cute when he's all excited. He doesn't think so, but he's actually extremely attractive. He's freaking sexy especially with his shirt off. But still with it on. He's seriously, the best thing that will ever happen to anyone.
Girl one: Robert is such a nice guy.

Girl two: and he's hilarious

Guy one: he's respected

Guy two: he's a real nigga
by Alittlebitofeverything May 02, 2014
Money, cash, $$$

Derived from Robert De Niro. De Niro being close to dinero which means money in spanish
"Don't be spendin all your roberts on that shit!"
by Casper Troy November 25, 2007
The most ratchet human being in the world
wow that robert is so ratchet
by slutoz October 01, 2014
John Bartholomew Roberts, posthumously known as "Black Bart" The most prolific of all pirates. He was credited with taking nearly 500 ships.

Generally referred to in his time simply as Roberts, he was so feared by merchant men that they were known to abandon ship without a fight if they told it was Roberts ship approaching.
On the 10th of February 1722, at Cape Lopez in what is now the West African state of Gabon a Captain Challoner Ogle of the Royal Navy engaged and defeated one of the worlds most notorious outlaws, Bartholomew Roberts.
by phuquer October 24, 2011
NOTTT SMOOOTH everr in life
"that guys such a robert"
by best friend for ever March 07, 2008
Originally a french name. This means a boy that is completely head over heels for this girl who is two years younger then him named Julie. He is adorable and sweet and amazing. Also him and his girlfriend Julie will get married and last forever. <33333333 (:
Hi, I'm Robert. I'm completely in love with my girlfriend Julie.

"That guy Robert is so cute!"
by Jooley_14 February 08, 2013

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