A guy who likes to watch cheese , the fosters home of imaginary friends kid. Usually jacks off to myth busters while attacking a darren(dinasour). He likes to eat berries , and loves working out. And has a HUGE adam's apple.
Robert
by IlikeBigButts AndIcantLie December 12, 2010
(n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.
"Oh my God, did you hear about that Robert bust the other night?"
"Yeah man, that was some fucked-up shit."
by Amelia K-S October 06, 2007
A weird little boy who is scared of his own shadow.
He is known to live in dumpsters and travels to and from his dumpster homes throughout canada. He is partly asian and partly nautcie.
Whoa!! look at that Creepy dude over there.
He must be a ROBERT.
eew
by Weirdo123 January 05, 2011
Money, cash, $$$

Derived from Robert De Niro. De Niro being close to dinero which means money in spanish
"Don't be spendin all your roberts on that shit!"
by Casper Troy November 25, 2007
Both one of the hardest and easiest boys to decipher... Rob's a people's person. He doesn't have to try to gain attention. Everyone tries to get his. Entire groups of friends practically start with him. He makes no effort to be cool, let alone social. He's a jock, obsessed with basketball and football. He's even tried soccer. He's insanely tall, really strong, but ironically isn't that muscular... yet. He's introverted and a bit dense without realizing it. He never starts conversations, definitely never tries to keep them going. He seems so unattached to everything, especially when he puts his headphones in. He doesn't answer texts (unless he's interested in you). He's also an adorable doof that likes to poke his crushes and his close friends. He manages to make all small talk awkward. As long as he's a virgin, he'll never make the first move. He loves staring contests, and his nose twitches to the side when he focuses too hard. He'll insist that his hazel eyes have spots of blue on the bottom. He's extremely competitive, a little insecure, and has a little too much integrity. No curiosity whatsoever. He won't even give you any reason to care for him but you can't help it. He can be as cute as a puppy, stubborn as a jackass, holier than a saint, more of a tease than Magic Mike, can be more of a jerk than Charlie Sheen, as addicting as drugs, more lovable than a favorite stuffed animal, and more closed off than a snow leopard.
Who's Robert?
The guy I used to be in love with, the guy who strung me along, the guy who had me missing him and hating him at the same time, the guy I can do without but never forget, the guy I will keep in my favorite memories. That's Robert.
by Timber Wolfe October 17, 2014
A witch who preforms chair lap dances for free. a total piece of shit.
Did you see that Robert? What an ass!
by Sharquanza Elizabeth Jones January 19, 2015
He who just doesn't give a f@$k! Major grump, but only part of his charm! The bigger the ass he behaves like that day the sexier he becomes. He's neither ignorant or stupid, just poor mannered and a tad jaded with a lack of concern for how others perceive him. He exhumes great passion however and will give you his large penis in ways a girl can only dream of. Bad boy, but has his act together just the same.
Roberts are yummy in my tummy no matter if they actin crummy!
by MisWit May 27, 2015
A person full of bullshit! Thinks he's the biggest badass of the school. Gets caught masturbating in the library. He's the kind of person that wears camo pants he bought from a thrift shop 5 days out of the week, and sunglasses on top of his head all through the school. They are relatively step children that are red-headed and are beaten
"Did you hear that Robert was caught chokin his chicken in the library"!?!
by HornyHorton123abc May 05, 2015

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