Some dude who got the role of some random vampire dude that only females like.
Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.
Anna: Isn't Robert Pattinson hot?
Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot?
Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot?
Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy
Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day.
Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body?
Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real.
Julie: His smile makes me melt
Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace
A very overrated actor that looks like a heroin addict and stars in the equally overrated series Twilight. Also appeared as Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but no one gave a shit about him until he got fucking pale and starred in Twilight.
Fangirl: OMG liek robert pattinson is sooooooooo hot!!!!!!111111 TEAM EDWARD FOREVER!!!!!!!!1111!!!!11
Smart person: Oh yeah, didn't he play Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.
just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.
Robert Pattinson is an actor. End of story.
British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.
fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson!
fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!
Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?
The guy that no girl found attractive until he played as Edward in twilight.
Girl after Goblet of Fire: Man, Cedric Diggory is so ugly.
Girl after Twilight: OMG! Edward is so hot!
Guy: Robert Pattinson is ugly.
Girl: Who's he?
Unattractiv Brittish actor who actually did well in playing his part of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter but then he screwed his career by taking up the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight. He also doesn't wash his hair because apparently, greasy hair is now sexy.
Also see: ugly and untalented
Me: (walks by Robert Pattinson) Ew.. what's that smell??
An amazing, talented, gorgeous British actor who is probably best known for playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but is likely to become even more well-known since he is set to play Edward Cullen in the film adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling novel, Twilight.
Rob fan #1: Isn't Robert Pattinson the sex bomb?
Rob fan #2: I know, right?!
A dazzling actor, best known for playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and for his upcoming role as the dazzling Greek god like Edward Cullen in the feature film adaptation of Stephanie Meyer's novel, Twilight.
Girl 1: Who's that guy?
Girl 2: That's Robert Pattinson. He dazzles me frequently.