Best known for his role in Harry Potter GOF, but getting even more well known for his upcoming role as Edward Cullen, vampire sex god extraordinaire, in the movie version of Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He will be perfect for the part, so Gaspard Ulliel can suck it!
He has an assortment of adorable nicknames, including R-Pattz and Spunk Ransom, which he came up with in an interview for MTV.
Robert plays piano and guitar, and is a very talented singer. And of course a very very extremely talented actor.
And he is a freaking sexy beast!
Sara: My future husband, Robert Pattinson! *swoon*
Jill: Sara, you know you won't actually marry him.
Sara: THATS WHAT YOU THINK. AND YOUR WRONG.
Idiotic, Meaningless Soul: Ugh. I cant believe Rob Pattinson got the part of Edward!
Sara: Excuse me? Did you just complain about Rob getting the part? I thought you said, "I SHOULD DIE."
Smart person: Oh yeah, didn't he play Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?
fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!
Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?
Girl after Twilight: OMG! Edward is so hot!
Guy: Robert Pattinson is ugly.
Girl: Who's he?
Also see: ugly and untalented
Rob fan #2: I know, right?!
Girl 2: That's Robert Pattinson. He dazzles me frequently.