Personally, I like the guy. I mean, I almost had him confused with an opposing, professional goalie, but that was cleared up around minute 40 of that match.
Dude 2: Yeah man, Robert Green is the softest motherfucker on the face of the Earth. British soccer hooligans have probably murdered his entire family.
Dude 1: I'm so glad we tied that, and maybe Robert Green's fuck up will make Capello put in Calamity James as keeper! THAT'LL work out well for those stupid Brits!
Dude 3: What the fuck is soccer?
Definition: When a sports player lets up an easy goal to the opposing team leading everybody to hating you and your stupid fuck up.
Dude 2: Fucking terrible! In the second half our goalie pulled a Robert Green!
2. What were you doing down there on the pitch, doing a Robert Green?