- Robert Frost
" two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost, from the poem "The Road not Taken"
Calls himself a 'real life superhero' but doesn't ever actually get off his ass, other than to eat or go the bathroom.
He's pretty much on skype all day, complaining about people over the internet, because he's butthurt.
"Nah man, he's too butthurt for me..."