"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back."
Teacher : You're so sexy robbie, want to go behind the portable and... ahem?
Robbie : No teacher, not only are you a male, but my heart belongs to nobody.
Teacher : *runs out crying*
Hot girl : what about me robbie?
Robbie : No. You may be very sexy and italian, but still... My heart belongs to nobody.
Other kid : wait... If the teacher is gone crying, then who will teach us??
ROBBIE!! YOUR SO SEXY AND SMART, WHY DON'T YOU TEACH US??
Robbie: fine. but nobody better come on to me...
other hot girls: too late!
Dont bug robbie, or bother doing it, he will respond negatively to you.
Hes the kid who will start to smoke it up in the shop room anc blow it through the vent. Now thats smart!!
Robbie is an awesome kid. He works hard for his money, but spends his money on weed and alcohol. Robbie has siblings who either join his act of crime, or go against him and rattle tattle on him.
Robbie is the kind of guy who everyone knows he's a lil druggie, but everyone L-O-V-E-S him! Go robbie!
kids: hes.. uhh at the dentist!
Teacher: oh.. K..
*light light light inhale, blowww*
hippie teacher: robbie what are you doing?!
Robbie: what the hell do you think?
Hippie teacher: robbie hit me man!
Both: fuck ya ahh this is the life
Hannah: eh boy, you baked?
Robbie: fuck off