What the English call Townies are the head Roaches of our Roach Motels.
--Dude, he's been at that Roach Motel since the Eighties. He's banged a lot of thirty-five year old single mother gash but still no degree.
-Oh well, at least they have ash trays there.
"It's okay Todd we can stay at a roach motel and bring the babes back there when they're drunk!"
Dude 2: Don't worry about it man we got hella old roaches
Dude 1: Uhh... looks like were staying at the Roach Motel tonight
Dude 2: Sweet