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Verb; The act of flipping your coat over your head while making a sad face like a pouty little bitch. Made famous by quarterback Phillip Rivers, think of it as his version of tebowing!
Did you see Earl? He's in the corner Rivering cause I've been smashing him all day in Madden!
by Mellow D January 13, 2014
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A term in which can only be used when you are going with the flow of water, which can usually be done at a water park, or a river.
"I was rivering so fast down that water slide"
"I went rivering with my family at Green Valley River"
by Thomas Nguyen August 17, 2007
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Also a term which refers to shedding an incredible amount of tears capable of making a river. It is usually used when telling others about extremely sad things.
"Hey, did you read that Thorki fanfic I told you about?"
"Yes, and the feels were too much. I was rivering so hard, my poor babies."
by neverenoughsleep December 14, 2013
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Moving in confluence, especially when experiencing retreat alongside or upon flowing waters.
The women were rivering when they began to collaborate on a volume of poems about the Mississippi.
by Rivergirl March 06, 2012
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When a person cries too much. In this case, when someone is rivering, they are crying a river.
"That was so sad!!! I was rivering all the way up to the part where she passed away in that scene!"
by shuushuu April 26, 2015
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