"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."
(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)
"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"
"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"
Ashley Simplson did a jig Riverdance on SNL.