Apathetic towards others. Rather be alone thinking than with a bunch of other people. People think that something's wrong but there really isn't. Quiet and soft spoken.
Jill: Hey, what's wrong with Michael? Is he having a bad day?

John: Naw, he's just being River. It's a natural thing..
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Short or Slang for the Colorado River. The Colorado river is referred to as "the River" by most Southern Californians. This terminology refers to any portion of "the river" or surrounding areas such as Lake Havasu, Laughlin, Parker, Blythe, Lake Mohave.
What did you do this weekend?

Got shit housed at The River!!
by MJ4545 April 28, 2008

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The effect created when a girl is really, really, REALLY wet.
I pulled off her panties, and it was like a freakin' river.
by the letter d August 26, 2007

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aka. Big riv, Riv dog, Big myes. an amazingly sexy waterpolo playaa who enjoy taking long walks on the beach, nude, while yanking his power cord.
o my gawd it me river most awesome.
by River October 22, 2004

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M: An Irish boy who only wishes to be as badass as his dad.
He loves girls, but they don't love him back :(
Thinks everyone comes to him, when really, they runaway.
pooooorrr riiiveeeeeerrrr.

J: A redheaded monster that has decent abs for his age, but all turns bad when his face is exposed. He is a put a bag over and tap. Calls you, and hangs up. Even though he's kinda mean sometimes, he claims he loves you, and weirdly, you find yourself growing feelings for him, too.
Also, he likes to send pictures. And he refuses to measure his sausage because he claims to not be able to find a ruler.

M:
skaters- Look! River! Run!
girls- No! Faster! Go!
river- Hey you guys, want a ride from my dad?
girls&skaters- HELLLL YEAAAHH!

J:
skaters-LOOK RIVER AN AIRPLANE!!
river-(turns around) whooaaaahhhh my daddy has one of those!!
skaters-(run away)VICTORY!!!


by kateandsasha February 14, 2009

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Where good players continually get fucked by randomness
he fucking caught the random straight on the river
by Cale Halley October 30, 2003

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One names their child "River" when one is fingered by a gorilla, is destroyed by a Ses, impregnated by an animal, and during the 9 month duration of the pregnancy, has her snatch licked by a girl named Kris, who some believe might have a penis.
Man, River sure looks a lot like Anthony.
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