A conservative town west of Oak Park, IL and north of Forest Park, IL. A place where people complain about the things that they don't have; when in reality they have a lot. A disgrace to all the good work that the Forest Park people have done to liven up their city. Also a disgrace to the name of Oak Park High School which has been corrupted since 1900 w/ River Forest attached to it.
I heard everyone in River Forest voted for George Bush last election. Yeah, it's too bad that they can't have their own school; instead they have to suck off the tit of Oak Park.
A wealthy town in the western suburbs of Chicago in Illinois. River Forest is known for it's beautiful houses, expensive cars, and old money
lifestyle. One of the richest towns in Illinois.
Out of towner: oh my goodness this place is amazing look at all the beautiful houses. What town is this?
Friend of Out of towner: This is the one and only River Forest