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A large italian who resembles a gorilla with a short haircut large round body and prefers spaghetti and meatballs to the banana, known to be slow and relaxed because any quick movement might kill them.
The largest of all guidos, the ritorilla, their diet is comprised of meat and noodles.
by beastmodeengaged+1 July 14, 2011

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