The ultimate in perfection. A beautiful, hot, sexy, intelligent and successful person that you can't help but, want to be with all the time. She's clumsy, and gets nervous, and scared very easily. She loves surprises, hugs, and loves to be around with a lot of people. She's also very mature, and loves to play around. She makes tons of friends, quite easily. She's very talkative (in a good way) and loves to start conversations. One who thinks she’s not pretty, but is the most gorgeous person you've ever seen. She has big dreams, and will end up with all she has ever dreamed of, because she didn't take advantage of what she had, when she was younger. She's caring and thoughtful. Better not let this one, get away. She loves romance, and has to go on the perfect first date. Also known as the coolest girl on the block.
guy 1: have you seen Rita?
guy 2: she is so perfect for a man
guy 1: who ever is dating her is so lucky
guy 2: I wish it was me
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Ritas love to take big cock from short Mexicans. She particularly enjoys receiving dirty anal from said Mexicans and being their side ho
Damn Ritas ass was tight.... Was....
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rita is a code word for ritalin. used in public or on the phone when illegal activity shouldn't be discussed.
i'm gonna meet rita in an hour. do you wanna meet up w/us? code for "i'm picking up my ritalin, do you want any?"
by wiggnout December 27, 2010

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A 85 year old fat ass who is FRIENDS (wink wink) with Helene Fischer
Hey are you okay?

Not really, a Rita just screamed at me because I didn't let her sit down.
by Penelopefreebush October 16, 2013

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Ritalin. (Stimulant pill usually prescribed for the treatment of ADHD)
Greg- "Yo, anybody know where I can get some snow?
Frank- "Nah, but I got Rita's number."
Greg- "Ight, it'll do."
by RIPKJ September 20, 2011

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basically another word for anaconda. usually found in south africa.

any girl with the name of 'Rita' will make your life a living hell.
Hey, Paul. Let's go hunt some Ritas tonight in the South African desert shall we?
by Paul The Situation August 09, 2010

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looks great in male clothing
dress shirt and tie cant hide your curves *wink
by dork May 03, 2004

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