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A 85 year old fat ass who is FRIENDS (wink wink) with Helene Fischer
Hey are you okay?

Not really, a Rita just screamed at me because I didn't let her sit down.
by Penelopefreebush October 16, 2013
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Ritalin. (Stimulant pill usually prescribed for the treatment of ADHD)
Greg- "Yo, anybody know where I can get some snow?
Frank- "Nah, but I got Rita's number."
Greg- "Ight, it'll do."
by RIPKJ September 20, 2011
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basically another word for anaconda. usually found in south africa.

any girl with the name of 'Rita' will make your life a living hell.
Hey, Paul. Let's go hunt some Ritas tonight in the South African desert shall we?
by Paul The Situation August 09, 2010
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looks great in male clothing
dress shirt and tie cant hide your curves *wink
by dork May 03, 2004
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Another a*hole hurricane that kicks butts of cowboys.
"You know what, President Bush's ranch is gonna be sunken by Rita."
"Wow, that will be some sh*t."
by holeycrab September 21, 2005
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Another hurricane thats gonna fuck up the gulf coast this weekend.
Rita is the cat 5 mofo of a storm in the gulf of mexico, thats gonna cause death and destruction.
by jeffy jeff September 22, 2005
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A doll who does somersaults and gets sacrificed by a gerald boucher.
"Whoa, did you just see that gerald boucher burn his doll Rita's forehead with a fuckin ciggarette?!"
by finance February 22, 2007
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