2) "Hey, where'd you get that black eye?"
"Well I slept with my mates wife, I was gonna leave before he got back, but I was tired so I had a risky snooze just before he came in"
3) "You look fresh"
"Yeah, I totally had a successful risky snooze"
4) "You're forty minutes late for your exam, you will not get the time back"
"But I have an excuse"
"What is it?"
"I went for a risky snooze but didn't wake up in time"
"That's okay then, don't worry I'll talk to the chief examiner about this"
5) The thought process goes -
I'm wide awake and ready to face a new day.
*turns off alarm*
Actually I'm still quite tired.
The alarm is SO far away, screw it I probably won't fall too much asleep.