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The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus
Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!
by Jeepersbo February 02, 2007