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Viciously telling somebody off with nothing left out
"I have been seeing Ernie for ten years. Since he still refuses to commit, I read him the riot act."

"We crashed the junior prom. The class advisor read us both the riot act and then called our parents."
by The Anna-lator November 01, 2003
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Riot Act is a return to form for Vedder and company.
by Patch September 16, 2003
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