Rio
A goof, goofball, or goob
Rio, you are a goof.
by CaptainHamsteak May 30, 2013

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A gay Puerto Rican kid who sells shoes made from tires so he can eat. Then he kicks you in the balls then steals your wallet.
"Man, that kid keeps asking me to buy shoes so he can eat" Said Julian. "Ignore him, he's just a stupid Rios" Replied Alex. "That fucking Rios just nailed me in the balls!" screamed Alex. "He's running with your wallet" Replied Julian.
by Inuphant March 25, 2008

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To be a Boss. To be Anabolic. Knows how to party and do work. Dominates at beerpong, flipcup, shotgunning, chugging, keg stands, and academics.
Dude last night was sick I partied like I was Rios. Only a Rios could pull that off. You wish you were Rios. What would Rios do?
by whoami?whoareyou?muthafucka February 04, 2010

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Rio
A red headed frizzy haired fuck. Huuuuuge bush, stinky feet, never shaves and smells like an obnoxious old lady. Pretends that she wears brand name clothes, when really they are stolen or fake. Never can get a guy on her own, or even with help from others. People think she is a nasty bitch and will not date her. Crazy drunk, loses friends constantly, and people often refer to her as a fugly bitch. All of her family and friends are prettier then she will ever be. Horrible personality, that nobody will ever want anything to do with. Probably the worst type of person that is out there. Beware of the rio.
Oh my god who is that fugly disgusting bitch trying to text me?
Thats just a rio.

Whos the ugly monster with those gorgeous girls?
Must be a rio.

Who dat dancing like a penguin?
Probably a rio.
by meg7777 March 17, 2014

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Rio
A heavy menstrual period that requires numerous absorbent pads and tampons; a very heavy menstruation; menstruation
Woah, my rio was so bad, I needed a super plus tampon and an overnight pad!

Her time of the month is upon her so beware of rio!

Rio was like the Rio Grande!
by Clare Schmare September 11, 2011

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Rio
A type of airhorn used to relay messages instantly.

Also a boys name.
I need to spread a rumour instantly, think ill use the Rio.
by larksmeistergeneral July 10, 2008

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Rio
Something or someone thats fucking stange or retarded. Repition can be used to add effect.
You rio, rio, rio, rio
by RIooooooooooo July 06, 2011

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