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An individual who is largely obsessed with the fantasy series 'The Lord of the Rings'. This occurs to such an extent that they collect every piece of memorabilia they can find, know Tolkien's work inside and out, openly quote the books and films to everyone and anyone, fiercely defend the books and films; and band together in groups to debate the intricacies and happenings of "Middle-earth". Some call it healthy fun, others refer to it as downright fanboyism.
"Watch your mouth or ill kick your ass back to the Shire!"

"No need to whip your 'precious' out on my account, ring licker!"
by StevieJ March 04, 2007