'Propping' two match sticks between a womans arse cheaks while dry humping her raw anus.

A medical condition occurring around the anus after eating at the International Curry House or similar establishment.

1) An incredibly good song by Johnny Cash.
2) An incredibly painful feeling in the anus, usually after harsh diarrhea.

A get drunk quick game. Based on rules and consciounces of drawing a card

First you need a deck of cards. Once you have them you spread them in to a circle Around a decent size glass with everyone sitting around them.


Card values(may very depending on how other people play it):

Ace- Is waterfall (All players begin to drink at the same time. It goes clockwise around the circle where the player next to the card-chooser cannot stop until the chooser does, and the 3rd player cannot stop until the 2nd one does, and so it goes around the circle until everyone is done.)

2- is for you (card holder must pick someone to take a drink.

3- is for me (card holder must drink)

4- is for thumb (last person to put there thumb on the table has to drink)

5- Is for guys (All the guys at the table have to take a drink)

6- is for chicks ( all the girls at the table have to take a drink)

7- is raise your hands to heaven. (last person to raise there hand has to drink)

8- is for mate (The person who picks the card gets to choose someone to drink with them)

9- Rhyme (The player must pick a word/phrase, and, going clockwise around the circle, all players must think of a rhyme with the word/phrase. The player to mess up the rhyme drinks. The starting word must not be rhymeless)

10- is for catagories (The person who picks up the card calls out a category such as "car makes" or "Family Guy characters" and then starts with the first example of something from that cat...

Is an irritation of the ass hole, which may consist of burning and/or cracking of the epithelium itself; may cause bleeding of the hole, and watering of the eyes, and also hemorrhaging in and around the hole itself. This can be caused by acidic fluid making its way through the bowels and exiting in a manner of urgency, or in a squirting/spraying manner. Other contributing factors may include prolonged childbirth, or rough/unlubed anal sex. Symptoms include walking funny, and the inability to wipe after use of the washroom. Therapies for a ring of fire include ointments containing anti-inflammatories, ice, and donut shaped pillows.

A song by Johnny Cash about the transformative power of love.

The sensation one gets after a night out in the town eating vindaloo or any other hot substances- usually curry. In the morning, after relieving your bowels, the ring of fire comences no matter how much you wipe it or rinse it under the sink. Usually last between 2-10 hours, symtons itchy,hot burnin arse of pain

the burning sensation around your anus when you take a shit after eating a lot of chilli peppers.